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trioderob

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_Keith Grand Master

_Keith

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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

― Dalai Lama XIV

In my post I sometimes express "my" opinion. Warning, it may differ from "your" opinion. If so, please do not feel insulted, just state your own if you wish. Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or any other damages

DoomsDave Grand Master

DoomsDave

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In that same vein . . .

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Except where the fleas are.

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or lost profits or revenue, claims by third parties or for other similar costs, or any special, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of my opinion or the use of this data. The accuracy or reliability of the data is not guaranteed or warranted in any way and I disclaim liability of any kind whatsoever, including, without limitation, liability for quality, performance, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose arising out of the use, or inability to use my data. Other terms may apply.

bubba Grand Master

bubba

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

What you look for is what is looking

DoomsDave Grand Master

DoomsDave

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Don't eat that yellow snow

Where the huskies like to go

Frankie Z

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Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or lost profits or revenue, claims by third parties or for other similar costs, or any special, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of my opinion or the use of this data. The accuracy or reliability of the data is not guaranteed or warranted in any way and I disclaim liability of any kind whatsoever, including, without limitation, liability for quality, performance, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose arising out of the use, or inability to use my data. Other terms may apply.

Walter John Grand Master

Walter John

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Why a four year old child could understand this.
Run out and get me a four year old child,
I can't make head or tail out of it.

Groucho Marx.



I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan

Happy Gardening

Cheers,

Wal

Queensland, Australia.

bubba Grand Master

bubba

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"Just cause you get the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town".

George Carlin

What you look for is what is looking

_Keith Grand Master

_Keith

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“Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys” - Polish Proverb

In my post I sometimes express "my" opinion. Warning, it may differ from "your" opinion. If so, please do not feel insulted, just state your own if you wish. Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or any other damages

Gtlevine Grand Master

Gtlevine

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"My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into waterfall of creative alternative...."

Hedley Lamarr

Rock Ridge Ranch

South Escondido

5 miles ENE Rancho Bernardo

33.06N 117W, Elevation 971 Feet

Dypsisdean Grand Master

Dypsisdean

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“Luck Is What Happens When Preparation Meets Opportunity" Attributed to Roman philosopher Seneca.

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Kona, on The Big Island
Hawaii - Land of Volcanoes

Gtlevine Grand Master

Gtlevine

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"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes, in the hope of pulling out an eel."

Leonardo Da Vinci

Rock Ridge Ranch

South Escondido

5 miles ENE Rancho Bernardo

33.06N 117W, Elevation 971 Feet

bubba Grand Master

bubba

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"Mankind is excellently made and eagerly lives the life that is being lived"

Mikail Zoschenko

What you look for is what is looking

DoomsDave Grand Master

DoomsDave

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Mongo LIKE cigar!

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or lost profits or revenue, claims by third parties or for other similar costs, or any special, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of my opinion or the use of this data. The accuracy or reliability of the data is not guaranteed or warranted in any way and I disclaim liability of any kind whatsoever, including, without limitation, liability for quality, performance, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose arising out of the use, or inability to use my data. Other terms may apply.

Stevetoad Grand Master

Stevetoad

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"You tried your hardest and failed miserably. lesson learned, never try"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"I'm normally not a praying man but if you're up there, please save me superman!"

-homer Simpson

"it's not dead it's sleeping"

Santee ca, zone10a/9b

18 miles from the ocean

avg. winter 68/40.avg summer 88/64.records 113/25

DoomsDave Grand Master

DoomsDave

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The Lord in His wisdom

made the fly

and then forgot to tell us why

Ogden Nash

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or lost profits or revenue, claims by third parties or for other similar costs, or any special, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of my opinion or the use of this data. The accuracy or reliability of the data is not guaranteed or warranted in any way and I disclaim liability of any kind whatsoever, including, without limitation, liability for quality, performance, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose arising out of the use, or inability to use my data. Other terms may apply.

Bags Mentor

Bags

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"You tried your hardest and failed miserably. lesson learned, never try"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

"I'm normally not a praying man but if you're up there, please save me superman!"

-homer Simpson

To alcohol! The cause of , and solution to, all of life's problems

Homer Simpson

Encinitas, CA

Zone 10b

JEFF IN MODESTO Mentor

JEFF IN MODESTO

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Hmmm I thought I posted this....

"What do we get for ten dollars?"

Lol

Modesto, CA USDA 9b

July/August average 95f/63f

Dec/Jan average 55f/39f

Average lowest winter temp 27f

Record low temp 18f

Record high temp 113f

Palm crazy Grand Master

Palm crazy

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"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

DoomsDave Grand Master

DoomsDave

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Cue up the Piano of Doom:

"New math

New-hoo-hoo-math

It's so simple

So very simple

That only a child can do it!"

Tom Lehrer

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

Any data in this post is provided 'as is' and in no event shall I be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, damages resulting from accuracy or lack thereof, insult, or lost profits or revenue, claims by third parties or for other similar costs, or any special, incidental, or consequential damages arising out of my opinion or the use of this data. The accuracy or reliability of the data is not guaranteed or warranted in any way and I disclaim liability of any kind whatsoever, including, without limitation, liability for quality, performance, merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose arising out of the use, or inability to use my data. Other terms may apply.

Jerry@TreeZoo Grand Master

Jerry@TreeZoo

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"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."

Ron Swanson

So many species,

so little time.

Coconut Creek, Florida

Zone 10b (Zone 11 except for once evey 10 or 20 years)

Last Freeze: 2011,50 Miles North of Fairchilds

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