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Security footage of a greenhouse kleptomaniac

happypalms

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happypalms Grand Master

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Woke up to the alarm going from the security cameras, so in a pair of jocks raced out the door half asleep, and there was this palm theif going hell for leather shoving palms in her trolley faster than Donald trump’s tariffs going around the world. I don’t know who got more of a surprise, the palm pilfering fingers froze up in shock at some raving palm nut standing there in his jocks half asleep or me seeing this google eyed palm nut helping herself to the finest palms know to man kind. 
I mean come on I had heard of rumours on palmtalk about a heist, apparently possum peachy and her accomplise California @Harry’s Palms sitting in the getaway truck had plotted a hit unknown to me but iam sure others where in on it, butter fingers @gyuseppethe Italian connection iam sure  was involved, he has some good connections to move such goodies abroad @Than @Phoenikakias, and some local connections @Jonathan and @tim_brissy_13 had orders in for anything that would live in refrigerator. But I shrugged off such a brazen attempt. California Harry was heard yelling hurry up will you, but then I heard him say quick grab that one as well. I mean how much can koala 🐨 bear! An international hit right from behind the scenes, with the mastermind of the operation going hell for leather at it. 
I have put up a picture of the said palm pilfering person involved. So any information is greatly appreciated, as the authorities just said good luck catching her we been waiting for years to catch her,  she keeps alluding us. 
And she had a possy of pekinese dogs as protection foaming at the mouth sent charging at me! 
Just let it be known that the peachy possum gang and the head Don @palmtreesforpleasure the mastermind behind such a brazen attempt have all been put on Santa’s naughty list, where watching you lot🌱🤣

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peachy Grand Master

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Lies all lies. I spent the whole day at Mass.

Peachy,  (foully maligned and deeply wounded)

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I came. I saw. I purchased

 

 

27.35 south.

Warm subtropical, with occasional frosts.

happypalms Grand Master

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Just now, peachy said:

Lies all lies. I spent the whole day at Mass.

Peachy,  (foully maligned and deeply wounded)

Never have I heard such tall tales of a sweet lady at mass, with her Volvo that is only driven to 0.8ks a week to church on a Sunday!

Richard 

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Darold Petty Grand Master

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Peachy was at my house, the whole night !

 

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happypalms Grand Master

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1 minute ago, Darold Petty said:

Peachy was at my house, the whole night !

 

Falsom prison blues is the only song she will be listening too! ☝️

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Harry’s Palms Grand Master

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Well , stand by . This was just a practice run with basic recognizance . We now have mapped out the greenhouses and camera angles. Peachy now knows the lay of the facility . Harry

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happypalms Grand Master

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54 minutes ago, Harry’s Palms said:

Well , stand by . This was just a practice run with basic recognizance . We now have mapped out the greenhouses and camera angles. Peachy now knows the lay of the facility . Harry

I knew you were involved, never trust a Californian again. I suppose all the booty was headed for the black market. 
Going too unsuspecting buyers who knew nothing about the origin of said palms. Better yet straight into your garden. Iam sure @DoomsDave must have had a personal interest in such a heist, putting you up too it! From now on any sweet eye lid bating ladies are banned from such a nursery!🤣

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Harry’s Palms Grand Master

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“ I know nothing….”  I never reveal my connections. Harry

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Kim Grand Master

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I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before... the excessive jewelry rings a bell. 

Monaco? Wimbledon? Aspen? 🤨

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Kim Cyr

Between the beach and the bays, Point Loma, San Diego, California USA
and on a 300 year-old lava flow, Pahoa, Hawaii, 1/4 mile from the 2018 flow
All characters  in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

happypalms Grand Master

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49 minutes ago, Harry’s Palms said:

“ I know nothing….”  I never reveal my connections. Harry

Too late where onto you, the palm police come around and dusted for fingerprints.  
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gyuseppe Grand Master

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Richard, it's true that I said I was coming to steal all your precious palms, but I have nothing to do with it, I'm good for nothing, I'm all smoke and no roast! 😥

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GIUSEPPE

Phoenikakias Grand Master

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4 hours ago, happypalms said:

I knew you were involved, never trust a Californian again. I suppose all the booty was headed for the black market. 
Going too unsuspecting buyers who knew nothing about the origin of said palms. Better yet straight into your garden. Iam sure @DoomsDave must have had a personal interest in such a heist, putting you up too it! From now on any sweet eye lid bating ladies are banned from such a nursery!🤣

Richard 

I am 'Robyn' Hood and will give my share to local botanical garden.

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Than Grand Master

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I admit it but it was @Phoenikakias's idea! I was dragged into it!

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Phoenikakias Grand Master

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1 minute ago, Than said:

I admit it but it was @Phoenikakias's idea! I was dragged into it!

Of course, always follow senior's (but not senile) advice!

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happypalms Grand Master

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3 hours ago, Kim said:

I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before... the excessive jewelry rings a bell. 

Monaco? Wimbledon? Aspen? 🤨

No doubt, New York, london, Paris! 

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happypalms Grand Master

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1 hour ago, gyuseppe said:

Richard, it's true that I said I was coming to steal all your precious palms, but I have nothing to do with it, I'm good for nothing, I'm all smoke and no roast! 😥

That’s not what she confessed too, apparently you were the one to organise international shipping! 👍

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happypalms Grand Master

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49 minutes ago, Phoenikakias said:

I am 'Robyn' Hood and will give my share to local botanical garden.

Is that Robin Hood  the one in men in tights (Mel brooks) It’s too late it’s all written and signed in her confession, Robyn allright!

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38 minutes ago, Than said:

I admit it but it was @Phoenikakias's idea! I was dragged into it!

@gyuseppe @Phoenikakias and @Than the European connection she blurted it all out faster than a rat up a drain pipe. 
Sobbing as she confessed saying I had nothing to do with it, well the security footage tells another story! 

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happypalms Grand Master

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44 minutes ago, Phoenikakias said:

Of course, always follow senior's (but not senile) advice!

She’s already pleading insanity! 

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peachy Grand Master

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5 hours ago, Kim said:

I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before... the excessive jewelry rings a bell. 

Monaco? Wimbledon? Aspen? 🤨

Anywhere there are handsome millionaires, not so handsome billionaires and hordes of sycophantic queens, I'll be there !!

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I came. I saw. I purchased

 

 

27.35 south.

Warm subtropical, with occasional frosts.

peachy Grand Master

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2 hours ago, happypalms said:

No doubt, New York, london, Paris! 

More like The Bronx,  Bethnal Green, Saint Denis and not to offend Kim too much, Lincoln Park.

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I came. I saw. I purchased

 

 

27.35 south.

Warm subtropical, with occasional frosts.

happypalms Grand Master

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1 minute ago, peachy said:

More like The Bronx,  Bethnal Green, Saint Denis and not to offend Kim too much, Lincoln Park.

Now your talking my possum, trippin’ in all that jewellery!

Richard 

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