My pineapple plant

[JohnAndSancho]

3 hours ago, Brad52 said:

So you should be able to grab the fruit by the top, twist, and have the top come off with very little fruit pulp.  Then just peel leaves off until you have enough stem exposed to be able to pot/plant the top but let sit for a few days and that should be enough to plant it w/o water involved.  Granted, this is Hawai'i but if I just toss a top into the yard and do nothing else, it will eventually root and grow a plant w/o stripping any leaves etc.

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[Brad52]

Picked mine today, only two slips tho.

[JohnAndSancho]

My first attempt rotted, my 2nd attempt rooted, my 3rd attempt I cut off too much, and we'll see how #4 goes (just potted up) 

[JohnAndSancho]

#4 rotted. But #2 is starting to push new growth and is firmly rooted in a 1g pot. So I'm batting .250. I dunno if I'll try again, I'm sure I will at some point. I don't know what I did differently other than running peroxide through the crown of this one, maybe that's the key to growing them indoors in pots. 

[Oppido]

I harvested the fruit of my Champaca pineapple. And what can I say? It's much smaller than the first fruit I had, due to a lack of nutrients and, in part, water (I didn't fertilize it and watered it only with distilled water).
On a positive note, the fruit did not suffer from "Black Heart" disease, despite my absolute minimum temperatures of +6.5°C and +6.8°C with hail on January 11-12, and strong winds with heavy rain on January 20-21 (Cyclone Harry). The fruit continued to ripen and grow well into the winter, and the flavor was identical to what you'd expect from a pineapple ripened on the tree.
I still have some growing to do to understand how to handle pineapples when they're bearing fruit. In any case, thanks everyone for the advice you've given me. I'll definitely put more effort into my next pineapple, since the other plant still has the other little fruit growing (although given the average January temperatures, below +15°C and the heavy cloud cover, it's growing slowly).