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Moose

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Moose Grand Master

Moose

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Q: What famous Hollywood actor passed away in Florida yesterday from kidney failure at the age of 80? :bummed:

Coral Gables, FL 8 miles North of Fairchild USDA Zone 10B

Jerry@TreeZoo Grand Master

Jerry@TreeZoo

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I hear he had a lot of animal magnetism.

So many species,

so little time.

Coconut Creek, Florida

Zone 10b (Zone 11 except for once evey 10 or 20 years)

Last Freeze: 2011,50 Miles North of Fairchilds

palmazon Mentor

palmazon

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too easy

I get by with a little help from my fronds

MattyB Grand Master

MattyB

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I don't know anything about entertainment trivia. I don't watch TV or movies.

Matt Bradford

"Manambe Lavaka"

Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

Dypsisdean Grand Master

Dypsisdean

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I don't know anything about entertainment trivia. I don't watch TV or movies.

But when its a close family member you should know about it. :)

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Kona, on The Big Island
Hawaii - Land of Volcanoes

MattyB Grand Master

MattyB

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What? A close family member of mine died? How'd I miss that?

Matt Bradford

"Manambe Lavaka"

Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

GeneAZ Proficient

GeneAZ

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He was a heavy smoker, so he probably should have lived longer. Something of a swinger, too.

G

MattyB Grand Master

MattyB

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Very funny dean

Matt Bradford

"Manambe Lavaka"

Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

Dr. George Mentor

Dr. George

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Very funny dean

So clarify for me please, who is the monkey's uncle?

gmp

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Dypsisdean Grand Master

Dypsisdean

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Nice try George - you almost got me. Matty is a nephew by marriage. :)

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Kona, on The Big Island
Hawaii - Land of Volcanoes

MattyB Grand Master

MattyB

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So a person married a monkey at some point

Matt Bradford

"Manambe Lavaka"

Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

Moose Grand Master

Moose

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Illegal to wed a monkey in California, it had to be an ape.

... and what about the Dian Fossey fetish ? :blink:

Coral Gables, FL 8 miles North of Fairchild USDA Zone 10B

Dypsisdean Grand Master

Dypsisdean

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So a person married a monkey at some point

Jen did.

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Kona, on The Big Island
Hawaii - Land of Volcanoes

palmazon Mentor

palmazon

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The last sentence of the article states when the chimp "didn't like what was going on, he would fling feces and other objects."

Is this really newsworthy? Was it absolutely necessary to muddy his reputation upon his passing? Daily News should be ashamed - their tagline ought to be All the Sh^t Fit to Fling

I get by with a little help from my fronds

Gonzer Grand Master

Gonzer

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He was a heavy smoker, so he probably should have lived longer. Something of a swinger, too.

G

Tim Tebow died?

 

 

palmazon Mentor

palmazon

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A chimpanzee wearing a tuxedo walks into a bar, climbs up a stool, and taps his index finger on the countertop.

The bartender, taken aback, turns to a patron at the other end of the bar and asks "What should I do?"

The patron shrugs and says "Pour him a drink - what the heck?"

The bartender pours out a whiskey/rocks, walks over and sets the drink in front of the chimp.

The chimpanzee pulls a wallet from his back pocket, extracts a $100 bill, and holds it out to the bartender.

The bartender takes the bill, walks over to the guy at the other end of the bar, and asks "He just gave me a $100 bill - now what should I do?"

The customer says, "Keep it, give him back $10 change- he's a chimp, for cryin' out loud."

The bartender puts the $100 in the register drawer, takes a $10, and walks over to the chimp.

As he's handing the chimp the $10, the bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here."

The chimp takes the $10, puts it in his wallet, sticks it back in his pocket and says "At $90 a drink, I'm not surprised."

I get by with a little help from my fronds

Dave-Vero Grand Master

Dave-Vero

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Matty, you need to go see "The Descendants." Not too many palms, but quite a bit of Oahu and Kauai and a slack-key sound track. After that, check out "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" to see why San Diego should try to attract more English tourists. We get loads of 'em in Orlando.

Fla. climate center: 100-119 days>85 F
USDA 1990 hardiness zone 9B
Current USDA hardiness zone 10a
4 km inland from Indian River; 27º N (equivalent to Brisbane)

Central Orlando's urban heat island may be warmer than us

Moose Grand Master

Moose

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He was a heavy smoker, so he probably should have lived longer. Something of a swinger, too.

G

Tim Tebow died?

Against that Steeler defense? almost assuredly. :lol:

Coral Gables, FL 8 miles North of Fairchild USDA Zone 10B

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