@sonoranfans for sure I do not want any fast growing, large, non-self-cleaning palms. I can deal with somewhat smaller fast ones (Kings, Foxtails) and small trunk diameter clustering types (Lutescens, Mitis). I am sure the 14 Alfredii are going to eventually be a big hassle. I will probably trash one before it gets too big, as I planted it only ~10ft from the house. Around 15-20ft is ok, but ~10ft is not.
The three Bismarckia are already irritating due to fan size and fast growth speed. They are just growing out of the remnants of Wilson damage now, even with only ~90mph gusts.
@flplantguy I planted a perimeter of Viburnum on the entire SW, S, and SE sides, but they were not that great at absorbing sound. And then they started dying of root rot (probably Armillaria). I am 100% sure the new perimeter of bamboo will become a maintenance hassle (nightmare?), but once the ~15ft tall culms leaf out it should be reasonably quiet back there. If you have space, things like Gracilis, RG Dwarf, and Ladyfinger (20-25ft, 15ft, 10ft) are great dense noise barriers. And they are leaf hardy below 20F so great even in winter!