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Worst movies you have seen

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"American Beauty".

"Show Girls"

Any recent Bond movie, which are not really  Bond movie, but regular action flicks. I know, times have changed, but still...

Any Sandra Bullock movie

"Pretty Woman"

"Erin Brokovich' (the wonder bra should have received the Oscar).

"Borat" (left the movie theater and asked for a refund).

"Jaws The Revenge"

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"God in his wisdom made the fly

And then forgot to tell us why"

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I picked up this DVD from Target (pronounced Tar-zhey) a couple of weeks ago on a whim.  It was called "Black Sheep" I think and was filmed on a tiny budget in New Zealand.  It was about genetically alterred sheep who turn out to be ferociously carniverous and on top of that, if they merely bite you but don't eat you, you turn into a carnivorous sheep too.  It was so bad it was good.  Of course the whole thing was meant to be tongue in cheek so it was meant to be bad.  Great way to spend an insomniac night.

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so little time.

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Planet Terror had to be one of my favorite worst movies ever...  But then again, any movie with an amputee hottie (the zombies ate her leg) hobbling around on one leg and an automatic weapon has to be a good flick.  :laugh:

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In recent times, Dreamgirls from 2006 was terrible, too painful to watch all the way through in fact.

From earlier, that one about the lawnmowers killing people at the golf course, Jaws 3 and way back, killer tomatoes was a toughie to sit through.

Happy Gardening

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Wal

Queensland, Australia.

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If you ever see a move called Shaolin Soccer, RUN! It was from China and should have stayed there. It was hideous.

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I was an usher in a movie theater in 1976-1977.  Saw some real clinkers in there.

"Wilderness Family"

And, TV is the wilderness of the naked and the dead.

"The Prince of Space"

And, "The Evil that Men Do" includes making that movie, with Charles Bronson.

"Witchmaster General" or "Conqueror Worm" (same movie) with Vincent Price.

You've never heard of the above?  Good!  It means you didn't have to see them.

Of course, it was impossible not to hear about "Mission Impossible" with Tom Cruise.  Dog poop up the nose, anyone?

Tom, bubbula, listen, simply screaming is NOT emoting.  Explosion after explosion gets BORING, even if you're eight.  (I watched a couple of brats yawn!)  Get yourself some people who can give you constructive criticism, not just say "Yes Majesty" to your every whim.  DON'T direct yourself!

Egad, time to stop, the denizens of the Dark Tower are wondering what's with all the noises I'm making. . . . .

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Charles Bronson kicked ass, God rest his soul!

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

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"Swept Away" with Madonna (heck, anything with that talentless woman)

"Independence Day"

"Titanic". Was Cameron on drugs when he wrote the script? The sinking scenes were very well done, though.

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Houston, TX

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"God in his wisdom made the fly

And then forgot to tell us why"

-Ogden Nash

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(palmotrafficante @ Jan. 31 2008,18:15)

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Charles Bronson kicked ass, God rest his soul!

In general, he did.  He had that everyman quality to him.

For a time, he was one of the richest actors in Hollywood.

But, "Evil that Men Do" was, well, UGH . . . .

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(palmotrafficante @ Feb. 01 2008,09:15)

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Charles Bronson kicked ass, God rest his soul!

Whenever I take my car to the mechanic, I always think of Bronson.

Happy Gardening

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Wal

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Battlefield Earth?.........wasn't that the name of that crappy movie starring John Travolta and the black guy with the lazy eye .......boy that movie was total crap.

Greenhand, man I can believe you didn't like Dawn of the Dead.........that's a classic!

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Fire Walk With Me (The Twin Peaks movie)

I actually like American Beauty a lot, but I am a Kevin Spacey fan

"You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes"---SliPknot

 

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Dear Ania  :)

your list seems to be the best of the worst_i fully agree with that first list..

but have any of you seen the movie the butch casidy & the sundance kid ! I think it has won some academy awards & rated very high in AFI top 100 movies..

3 times i tried to see it,first time i feel asleep the following day

i tried but felt very borring and the 3 time i saw,i had serious doubt in classic movie ratings given by AFI for english movies..

the worst of the worst of american western movies i have ever seen in my life !

love,

Kris  :)

love conquers all..

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(palmotrafficante @ Jan. 31 2008,18:15)

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Charles Bronson kicked ass, God rest his soul!

Charles Bronson is one of my heros.

I think there is a Death Wish marathon this weekend on AMC (It might have already played, unfortunately).

Charles Bronson would use Chuck Norris as a footrest.

"League of Extrodinary Gentlemen" was a terrible movie.

Jason

Gainesville, Florida

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Showgirls

The Last Ride

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Worst score = There Will Be Blood  

how annoying it was

Matt Bradford

"Manambe Lavaka"

Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

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How many of the Oscar nominated movies has anyone seen? We haven't seen ***any*** of them. Wondering which are good, which bad, just in case we actually go someday soon, LOL

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Pretty rare that I make to a movie theatre these days - can't help you there Gina.

I did see the last Bourne flick in the theatres, though.

My bad movie nomination is "Open Water: Adrift".

Normally, I would never watch one of these movies. My wife and I were flipping through the channels a while back. I jokingly said, "Oh, I have been waiting for this to make it to cable" and stopped at this movie and pretended to be interested. It was one of those movies that is so bad, you can't stop watching. Ended up losing brain cells sitting through the whole thing.

Laguna Niguel, CA

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Heaven's Gate was as bad as advertised.

A big-budget western, with the plot reminiscent of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

The Stewardesses!  AAAAACCCCKKKKK!

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I actually like American Beauty a lot, but I am a Kevin Spacey fan

Me too, but I think you have to be the type.  You either love it or hate it.

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lost in translation was slightly better than an amputation with no anesthetic.

Little Nicky will haunt Adam Sandler for life as a STANK BOMB DELUXE! ! !

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Geeze. I'd forgotten Adam's talent for clinkers.

How about all the movies Chevy Chase was in?

Vacation?  Spies like Us?  Fletch?

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I agree about Chevy Chase flicks. I actually loved him on Saturday Night Live way back when with the original cast, but all his films were stinkers

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twin falls idaho, and for that matter my own private idaho, these two movies are about as stank dastardly stinky as a movie can get ! 2 day old roadkill in the humid south Tx sun has more appeal than these 2 wasted efforts!

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

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"lost in translation" is a movie you either love or hate.i think the pace is too slow for most people,but thats part of what i liked about it.there is some great comedy in it,for

instance when the shall we say more "mature" japanese call girl comes to bill murrays room & says "lip my stockings!" or when bill murray is on the exercise bike & its going way too fast.

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

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movies based on tv shows are usually heinous crimes against humanity,like "the flintsones" or the "addams family,"& even william hurt & other good actors couldn't save "lost in space." :angry:

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

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I agree pohon , I am about to commit hari kari with this one but STAR TREK MOVIES, LIKE THE SHOW.... SUCK IN MY OPINION! go head slings and arrowws, lynch me if you must ,shatner is better in tv commercials than tv shows , and while chatting about shatner..it's not a movie but tj hooker blew chunks like a whale being dynamited on the beach!!

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don't hold back tad,tell us how you really feel :D

its true that most of the star trek movies were pretty horrible.i don't think i could sit thru one today unless i was strapped in a chair with my eyes held open like in

"clockwork orange!" :P

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still "warning-free."

 

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"Charlie's Angels" is another example. The movies are truly bad, while the series are classic.

I watched "The Specialist" last night. One bad flick.

"Fair Game" Cindy Crawford and one of the Baldwin brothers.

"Das Boot". The funnoest thing was when the sub crew surfaced the vessel in a heavy storm and they popped their heads through the hatches, and even the strong wind wasn't able to put in motion their foul weather gear and their  hats.

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Houston, TX

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"God in his wisdom made the fly

And then forgot to tell us why"

-Ogden Nash

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ania i agree with all of yer previous choices(especially when sandra bullock is involved),but "das boot" is an amazing film despite minor faults such as the one you mentioned.

so intense & gripping that i've watched it over & over & over.probably one of the BEST WWII films ever not to mention the fact that you rarely see films from the losers point of view when it comes to war flicks.

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

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ania i agree with all of yer previous choices(especially when sandra bullock is involved),but "das boot" is an amazing film despite minor faults such as the one you mentioned.

so intense & gripping that i've watched it over & over & over.probably one of the BEST WWII films ever not to mention the fact that you rarely see films from the losers point of view when it comes to war flicks.

Paul:

So I probably have to give "Das Boot" another chance because after I saw the scene I described above, I stopped watching it. So, off to the video rental, and  I will try to re assess my criticism.

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Houston, TX

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"God in his wisdom made the fly

And then forgot to tell us why"

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ania i think you will enjoy it! we seem to see eye to eye on movies--can you recommend anything?

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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"Swept Away" with Madonna (heck, anything with that talentless woman)

"Independence Day"

"Titanic". Was Cameron on drugs when he wrote the script? The sinking scenes were very well done, though.

I'm trying to be the only woman alive who hasn't seen "Titanic" :)

Trying to avoid all Sandra Bullock movies as well... :P

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I was forcced to see "Titanic".  I do like Sandra Bullock in some things.

I am surprised no one mentioned "The Blair Witch Project"  That has got to be the very worst movie ever made!  Stupid, stupid, stupid!

And I like Star Trek - tv shows and movies.  But I am a big sci-fi fan.

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ania i think you will enjoy it! we seem to see eye to eye on movies--can you recommend anything?

Paul:

Anything by Kurosawa. Have you seen "Seven Samurai"?

"The Last Emperor"

If you have IFC (International Film Channel), there are great movies shown there.

"A Year Of Living Dangerously". You and Angela should really like this one (filmed in Indonesia).

I will think of some more, and get back to you.

Ania

Ania

Houston, TX

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"God in his wisdom made the fly

And then forgot to tell us why"

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ania i agree with all of yer previous choices(especially when sandra bullock is involved),but "das boot" is an amazing film despite minor faults such as the one you mentioned.

so intense & gripping that i've watched it over & over & over.probably one of the BEST WWII films ever not to mention the fact that you rarely see films from the losers point of view when it comes to war flicks.

Paul and I agree on something.....Das Boot...I must have seen it 20 times. Great movie.

The only movie I've walked out on was Kingdom of Heaven.

I bought the Lost in Translation DVD based on the hype and Oscar noms. My wife and I turned it off half way through and went to bed. I ended up giving it to my sister, who loved it...go figger.

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well,at least we agree on something! :D

what didn't you like about "lost"? no one will say why they didn't like it...

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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well,at least we agree on something! :D

what didn't you like about "lost"? no one will say why they didn't like it...

I liked the first 2 seasons, then it just got weird.  No logic, even by sci-fi standards, which is pretty lose.  It was like a ping pong ball, bouncing all over the place.

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keith i meant "lost in translation" :D

my fault,i was too lazy to type the whole thing :P

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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