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BS Man about Palms

Some of you may remember the thread this was in, but I'm ready to give it up. I almost took it apart, but its more useful as is..

You can now get your giant palm purchase home and not worry about snapping its "neck". It worked great getting it home. The palm dried and died later, but that was a different story. :angry:

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Will not be shipped. For Pick-up only.

FREE

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LJG

Do you have the phyto certificate?

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Palmarum

Does it come with full instructions on a DVD?

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palmislandRandy

Does it harbour the same sort of disease that killed your palm? :drool::lol:

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BS Man about Palms

The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

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Moose

post-1261-1208739184.gif If you give away this device you have painstakingly engineered, how will you be able to transplant you monster weeds?

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MattyB

The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

Nevermind the fact that it was an Orania that came out of a hot and humid greenhouse into a cool coastal climate. Nevermind that!!!!!!! I said there's nothing to see here people. Go home and be with your families!

I'm glad to see you're getting rid of that monstrosity. Next time you have to transport a large palm, I've got 3 words for you: Horizontal.

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John in Andalucia

Bill, my suggestion would be to strap a Guy Fawkes to it on Bonfire night.

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paulgila

The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. :huh:

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Jeff Searle

The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. :huh:

Man, you guys are cruel. But I'm still laughing when I think of that contraption and that over streched palm that was grown in somebodies closet. :floor:

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MattyB

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

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Moose

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. mrlooney.gif

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Jeff Searle

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not...

Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? :lol:

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Moose

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. mrlooney.gif

Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not...

Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? laugh.gif

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Hollywood Palms

Come one - keep it nice folks...

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

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BS Man about Palms

Do you have the phyto certificate?

Len wished he had this yesterday... :)

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Moose

Do you have the phyto certificate?

Len wished he had this yesterday... smilie.gif

Len, is what Bill is saying true ? huh.gif Or could it be that he is trying to justify not getting rid of the now infamous "palmscrapertransportation device" eons ago ? unsure.gif

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LJG

No. I did not need it. Moose :)

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Moose

No. I did not need it. Moose smilie.gif

rofl7gpcm6.gif Just as I suspected. innocent.gif

It looks like a device they would have used on William in Braveheart. dis.gif

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LJG

I can confirm something was tortured on that device. I witnessed it. Subject is now dead.

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Gtlevine

I've seen in person both the devise, and the palm that was grown in the closet that was tortured on the devise. At first I thought both were photo-shopped, but in later seeing them in person they are confirmed real entities. I believe the devise is a bargain for free because it has duo purposes; it can transport future closet grown palms, or you can attach a sail, turn it on its side and use it as a flotation devise. Both purposes can be used with similar great success.

Gary

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MattyB

2 words. Skill Saw.

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Gtlevine

2 words. Skill Saw.

How about "Match"

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BS Man about Palms

2 words. Skill Saw.

How about "Match"

"Burning Man display"? :blink:

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Moose

I can confirm something was tortured on that device.sick.gif I witnessed it. Subject is now dead. badday.gif

rofl7gpcm6.gif Len, did the palm ever confess? post-1261-1208739184.gif

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MattyB

I hate that damn moose picture.

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Gtlevine

I hate that damn moose picture.

I don't get the whole moose theme, but that photo is hillarious.

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Moose

I hate that damn moose picture.

Matt - Is this one any better? unsure.gif

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BS Man about Palms

Too late. Your opportunity has passed. I have "re-imagined" it for another use. Youse will all regret it.:huh:

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MattyB

What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

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freakypalmguy

What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

Nahhhh, he's using it for his Dragon fruit.

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freakypalmguy

Or,

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BS Man about Palms
:floor:
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BS Man about Palms

What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

Think PORTABLEPALMSHADEHOLDER DEVICE

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BS Man about Palms

:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

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Jeff Searle

:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". :floor:

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freakypalmguy

:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". :floor:

:lol:

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BS Man about Palms

Simple in its Execution.

yet,

Complex in its Effectiveness.

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and ugliness.

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BS Man about Palms

Wheres da Moose?

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MattyB

:floor:

Bill's house does sorta look like a castle from that angle. There's a moat.

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