BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 Some of you may remember the thread this was in, but I'm ready to give it up. I almost took it apart, but its more useful as is.. You can now get your giant palm purchase home and not worry about snapping its "neck". It worked great getting it home. The palm dried and died later, but that was a different story. Will not be shipped. For Pick-up only. FREE 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LJG 887 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 Do you have the phyto certificate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Palmarum 1,385 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 Does it come with full instructions on a DVD? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palmislandRandy 252 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 Does it harbour the same sort of disease that killed your palm? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 3, 2010 If you give away this device you have painstakingly engineered, how will you be able to transplant you monster weeds? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted April 6, 2010 The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out. Nevermind the fact that it was an Orania that came out of a hot and humid greenhouse into a cool coastal climate. Nevermind that!!!!!!! I said there's nothing to see here people. Go home and be with your families! I'm glad to see you're getting rid of that monstrosity. Next time you have to transport a large palm, I've got 3 words for you: Horizontal. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John in Andalucia 407 Report post Posted April 6, 2010 Bill, my suggestion would be to strap a Guy Fawkes to it on Bonfire night. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulgila 186 Report post Posted April 7, 2010 The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out. i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Searle 851 Report post Posted April 7, 2010 The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out. i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. Man, you guys are cruel. But I'm still laughing when I think of that contraption and that over streched palm that was grown in somebodies closet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted April 7, 2010 Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 7, 2010 Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Searle 851 Report post Posted April 8, 2010 Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not... Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 9, 2010 Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not... Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hollywood Palms 8 Report post Posted April 11, 2010 Come one - keep it nice folks... Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted April 18, 2010 Do you have the phyto certificate? Len wished he had this yesterday... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 18, 2010 Do you have the phyto certificate? Len wished he had this yesterday... Len, is what Bill is saying true ? Or could it be that he is trying to justify not getting rid of the now infamous "palmscrapertransportation device" eons ago ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LJG 887 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 No. I did not need it. Moose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 No. I did not need it. Moose Just as I suspected. It looks like a device they would have used on William in Braveheart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LJG 887 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 I can confirm something was tortured on that device. I witnessed it. Subject is now dead. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gtlevine 242 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 I've seen in person both the devise, and the palm that was grown in the closet that was tortured on the devise. At first I thought both were photo-shopped, but in later seeing them in person they are confirmed real entities. I believe the devise is a bargain for free because it has duo purposes; it can transport future closet grown palms, or you can attach a sail, turn it on its side and use it as a flotation devise. Both purposes can be used with similar great success. Gary 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 2 words. Skill Saw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gtlevine 242 Report post Posted April 19, 2010 2 words. Skill Saw. How about "Match" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted April 20, 2010 2 words. Skill Saw. How about "Match" "Burning Man display"? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 20, 2010 I can confirm something was tortured on that device. I witnessed it. Subject is now dead. Len, did the palm ever confess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted April 20, 2010 I hate that damn moose picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gtlevine 242 Report post Posted April 20, 2010 I hate that damn moose picture. I don't get the whole moose theme, but that photo is hillarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 1,223 Report post Posted April 20, 2010 I hate that damn moose picture. Matt - Is this one any better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 16, 2010 Too late. Your opportunity has passed. I have "re-imagined" it for another use. Youse will all regret it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted May 18, 2010 What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakypalmguy 205 Report post Posted May 18, 2010 What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest? Nahhhh, he's using it for his Dragon fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakypalmguy 205 Report post Posted May 18, 2010 Or, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 19, 2010 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 19, 2010 What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest? Think PORTABLEPALMSHADEHOLDER DEVICE 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 19, 2010 Wait. Do I have boobs? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Searle 851 Report post Posted May 19, 2010 Wait. Do I have boobs? Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakypalmguy 205 Report post Posted May 19, 2010 Wait. Do I have boobs? Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 24, 2010 Simple in its Execution. yet, Complex in its Effectiveness. and ugliness. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BS Man about Palms 1,991 Report post Posted May 24, 2010 Wheres da Moose? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattyB 1,446 Report post Posted May 28, 2010 Bill's house does sorta look like a castle from that angle. There's a moat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
