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Tad Grand Master

Tad

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where is my favorite liberal?

I have noticed a complete vaccum in the snarkyness dept.

PAUL WHERE ARE YOU?

anybody seen or heard tell of pohonkelapa?

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

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_Keith Grand Master

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I second that one Tad.  PalmTalk is just not the same  I feel like a member of the family has gone missing.

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Found him on the CSA webboard.

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Hot and dry in the summer, cold with light frost in the winter. Halfway between the desert and ocean

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Tad Grand Master

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heeeeeeerrrrrrrrre snark snark snark snarkitty snark snark , i bet if we leave a trail of sticky rice ,tuna, wasabi, and some cheap sake...we could lure him back in here.  :)

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Abraham Lincoln

The way of the transgressor is hard

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Gbarce Grand Master

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Yeah,  where is Butterface??

MattyB - we are sending you out on a mission. You need to get Mr. Denton back on this board.  The wisecracks and sarcasm levels are dangerously low already.

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Manila, Philippines

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Could be he's in the dark dungy hold of the USS Homeland Security, with a water-soaked towel over his face...maybe he was right, our phone lines shouldn't be tapped for our own protection.

I say we go get him....their smart weapons are no match for our Phoenix Reclinata thorns.... :P

If global warming means I can grow Cocos Nucifera, then bring it on....

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Look, Paul won the Rice Award.

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And his graduating class. We should all be proud.

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Hot and dry in the summer, cold with light frost in the winter. Halfway between the desert and ocean

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Tad Grand Master

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SNARK SNARK SNARK SNARK SNARK.  So thats what pauls been up to, the sushi meister, I hope he didnt get some bad fugu(poison blowfish) ! ! ! ! ! !

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

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_Keith Grand Master

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(freakypalmguy @ Apr. 04 2008,09:02)

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And his graduating class. We should all be proud.

I did a full belly laugh on this one so hard that it had people staring at me.

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MattyB Grand Master

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:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Oh, man this thread is funny.

I'll go get him.

He's been having computer problems.  That coupled with a bad additude and bad saki hangover spells trouble if he comes back.  Beware!!!!!!!

Matt Bradford

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Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

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9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

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Paul come home! We miss you... We wuv you!

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7 miles inland. Elevation 120ft (37m)

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Average annual rainfall: 8" (20cm)

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what was i thinking leaving all this???

dont you all have anything better to do,like talk about palms or

something? :angry:

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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great,now the italics dont work!!!

arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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_Keith Grand Master

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Out of practice there aren't you.  

I was expecting something more like "Im ba-ack" in a Jack Nicholson tone.

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If Paul is indeed a liberal as stated in the first post, then that is why his italics didn't work.  He would already be leaning to the left and itlalics lean to the right.  So for Paul it would take two /'s.  One to stand him straight up, and the second to actually lean him to the right.

Note - this is humor, not politics.

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MattyB Grand Master

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Sorry I tried.

Matt Bradford

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Spring Valley, CA (8.5 miles inland from San Diego Bay)

10B on the hill (635 ft. elevation)

9B in the canyon (520 ft. elevation)

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putu enjula

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(palmotrafficante @ Apr. 03 2008,16:10)

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heeeeeeerrrrrrrrre snark snark snark snarkitty snark snark , i bet if we leave a trail of sticky rice ,tuna, wasabi, and some cheap sake...we could lure him back in here.  :)

Try expensive sake...  has to be cold! :P

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_Keith Grand Master

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(MattyB @ Apr. 04 2008,15:48)

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Sorry I tried.

Humh, so exactly what did you try?  Spill the beans Matty.

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If Paul is indeed a liberal as stated in the first post, then that is why his italics didn't work.  He would already be leaning to the left and itlalics lean to the right.  So for Paul it would take two /'s.  One to stand him straight up, and the second to actually lean him to the right.

Note - this is humor, not politics.

That's some funny stuff...I hear it in my head like Justin Wilson would be saying it. Too bad Kieth wasn't around when the Palapa was roaring...we coulda used another neocon.

I'm still wondering why Tad spelled "POLLS" as he did (poles)...too many ***** (girlie) bars, Tadster?

If global warming means I can grow Cocos Nucifera, then bring it on....

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obviously there is no lack of snarkasm without me around here.

my work is done. :cool:

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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(pohonkelapa @ Apr. 04 2008,19:40)

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obviously there is no lack of snarkasm without me around here.

my work is done. :cool:

Party's over.

No more to see here, folks...move along.

If global warming means I can grow Cocos Nucifera, then bring it on....

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(pohonkelapa @ Apr. 04 2008,16:40)

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obviously there is no lack of snarkasm without me around here.

my work is done. :cool:

You Sir, are the impetus. Don't forget it.

Zone 10a at best after 2007 AND 2013, on SW facing hill, 1 1/2 miles from coast in Oceanside, CA. 30-98 degrees, and 45-80deg. about 95% of the time.

"The great workman of nature is time."   ,  "Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience."

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i was talking about some polish friends!?!?!?!?!?

good to see paul is still amongst the living

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Abraham Lincoln

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(pohonkelapa @ Apr. 04 2008,15:42)

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what was i thinking leaving all this???

dont you all have anything better to do,like talk about palms or

something? :angry:

:D

love conquers all..

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(STEVE IN SO CAL @ Apr. 04 2008,19:34)

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(keiththibodeaux @ Apr. 04 2008,16:44)

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If Paul is indeed a liberal as stated in the first post, then that is why his italics didn't work.  He would already be leaning to the left and itlalics lean to the right.  So for Paul it would take two /'s.  One to stand him straight up, and the second to actually lean him to the right.

Note - this is humor, not politics.

That's some funny stuff...I hear it in my head like Justin Wilson would be saying it. Too bad Kieth wasn't around when the Palapa was roaring...we coulda used another neocon.

I'm still wondering why Tad spelled "POLLS" as he did (poles)...too many ***** (girlie) bars, Tadster?

yeah, even I got a chuckle out of this.

Zac

Zac  

Living to get back to Mexico

International Palm Society member since 2007

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Tad Grand Master

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snarky people like paul!

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

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Snark never sleeps . . . .

Hey hey my my, snark shall never die . . . .

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

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_Keith Grand Master

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(pohonkelapa @ Apr. 04 2008,18:40)

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obviously there is no lack of snarkasm without me around here.

my work is done. :cool:

You're not getting off that easy Snarko.  

Bring it on back here.  

Dave from So-Cal dares you to hit him with your best snark.

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i may just stay gone,this is too funny!!!

the "prince of snarkness."

 

still "warning-free."

 

san diego,california,left coast.

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Tad Grand Master

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i looked up snark in all its forms in the urban dictionary, ewww there are some snarky things you just dont wanna know about!

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Abraham Lincoln

The way of the transgressor is hard

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Here's a link to the Wikipedia definitions of Snark.

CLICK HERE FOR OFFICAL SNARK

Let's keep our forum fun and friendly.

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I knew it had gone big time a while back when I was channel surfing and heard it on MSNBC.  I suspect thats where Paul heard it first.....Or is it a "Chicken and the Egg" sort of thing?   ???

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Snark ! in the name of love

before you break my heart

think it oh oh ver

think it oh oh ver

Happy Gardening

Cheers,

Wal

Queensland, Australia.

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(Greenleaf @ Apr. 07 2008,01:43)

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Snark ! in the name of love

before you break my heart

think it oh oh ver

think it oh oh ver

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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