Greatest Movie Lines

[sur4z]

Everyone has a favorite...so I toss out a couple

"Frankly,my dear, I don't give a damn" --Clarke Gable in Gone With The Wind

"I'll have what she's having" ---person in restaurant in When Harry Met Sally

"I'll be back"--Arnold in Terminator

"Hasta la vista, baby" --Arnold (again) in Terminator 2

[trioderob]

Ripley: Ash, can you hear me? Ash?

Ash: [speaking in an electronic, distorted voice] Yes, I can hear you.

Ripley: What was your special order?

Ash: You read it. I thought it was clear.

Ripley: What was it?

Ash: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.

Parker: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch?

Ash: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.

Ripley: How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?

Ash: You can't.

Parker: That's bulls@#$%t.

Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Lambert: You admire it.

Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Parker: Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.

Ash: [Ripley goes to disconnect Ash, who interrupts] Last word.

Ripley: What?

Ash: I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

[sur4z]

Ripley: Ash, can you hear me? Ash?

Ash: [speaking in an electronic, distorted voice] Yes, I can hear you.

Ripley: What was your special order?

Ash: You read it. I thought it was clear.

Ripley: What was it?

Ash: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.

Parker: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch?

Ash: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.

Ripley: How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?

Ash: You can't.

Parker: That's bulls@#$%t.

Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Lambert: You admire it.

Ash: I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Parker: Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.

Ash: [Ripley goes to disconnect Ash, who interrupts] Last word.

Ripley: What?

Ash: I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

Alien?

[DoomsDave]

I'd say alien. Excuse me, Aliens.

Here's one:

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

[palmislandRandy]

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive"

"don't call me Shirley"

-Airplane

[DoomsDave]

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive"

"don't call me Shirley"

-Airplane

Leslie Nielsen can't be topped for that deadpan delivery.

[DoomsDave]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[Ed in Houston]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA

Ed in Houston

[bubba]

After Butch saves Marcellus in Pulp Fiction:

"Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This chit is between me, you and this Mr.-Soon-To-Be-Livin-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain-Rapist here. It ain't nobody elses business. Two: You leave town tonight, right now. And when your gone, you stay gone or you be gone. You lost all your LA privileges. Deal?"

[redant]

It was the Dukes

Your wife she's horrible.... your a hooker? same movie.

Edited July 22, 2014 by redant

[_Keith]

[Hammer]

It's a helluva thing killin' a man. You take he has and he's ever gonna have.

[Pando]

[Moose]

Make an offer he can't refuse ...

- the Godfather

[waykoolplantz]

Looks like you gonna be eatin more than just a sandwich....Booty Call

[Alicehunter2000]

Greetings from the humongous, the lord humongous, the warrior of the wasteland ...... the ayatollah of rocknrolla!

[sur4z]

"You can't handle the truth"

"Show me the money"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

"Hey Goose, take me to bed or lose me forever"

[Stevetoad]

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.

Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.

Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

-no country for old men

[Alicehunter2000]

A couple of different quotes from the same movie...too many quotes from this movie are classics to list here.

"It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

[Moose]

"You can't handle the truth"

"Show me the money"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" "It smells like victory"

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

"Hey Goose, take me to bed or lose me forever"

[trioderob]

Karl:

Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade.

Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two...

It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye."

[MattyB]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

[trioderob]

Travis Bickle:

'June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight."

[DoomsDave]

Come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab.

It's better to be typecast, than not cast.

[Alicehunter2000]

Warriors come out and play. ......Warriors Come out and 'Play'ay......WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAY'YAY !

[redant]

Dogs and cats living together in sin.

[sur4z]

"Vaya con dios"

"Nobody listens to turtle"

"Hes so haole he doesn't know hes haole"

[trioderob]

Antonius Block: I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me.

Death: But He remains silent.

Antonius Block: I call out to Him in the darkness. But it's as if no one was there.

Death: Perhaps there isn't anyone.

Antonius Block: Then life is a preposterous horror. No man can live faced with Death, knowing everything's nothingness.

Death: Most people think neither of death nor nothingness.

Antonius Block: But one day you stand at the edge of life and face darkness.

Death: That day.

Antonius Block: I understand what you mean.

[bubba]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

Cap to Luke

Cool Hand Luke

[JEFF IN MODESTO]

I'm ashamed to say its....

"What do we get for ten dollars?"

;p

[bubba]

"So I still have a chance"!

Jim Carrey

Dumb and Dumber

[Eric in Orlando]

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

[Eric in Orlando]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."

[Eric in Orlando]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[Alicehunter2000]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."

Ahhh...Blade Runner.....I like that one

[sur4z]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Casablanca

[sur4z]

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

2001 Space Odyssey

[DoomsDave]

"So I still have a chance"!

Jim Carrey

Dumb and Dumber

"Drive faster!"

Ibid.

[trioderob]

As soldiers prepare a scaffold for an accused witch, Block talks with the pale, thin girl.] Block: They say you've had commerce with the devil. Witch: Why do you ask? Block: For very personal reasons. I, too, want to meet him. Witch: Why? Block: I must ask him about God. Surely he knows. Witch: You can see him any time. Block: How? Witch: If you do as I say. Look into my eyes. [block does so.] Witch: Well, do you see him? Block: I see terror. Nothing else. Witch: Nothing? No one? Nothing? Block: No. Witch: Is he not behind you? [block quickly turns, but sees nothing.] Block: No. There is no one. Witch: He is with me everywhere. If I stretch out my hand, I feel him. Even now. The fire won't hurt me. Block: Has he said so? Witch: I know. Block: Has he said so?! Witch: I know! I know! You must see him, too. The priests could see him, and the soldiers. They dare not touch me. [block advances on the soldiers working on the scaffold.] Block: Why have you broken her hands? Soldier: It is not us. Block: Who? Soldier: Ask the monk there. [block turns to address the monk.] Block: What have you done to the child? [The monk turns to reveal himself as Death, once again.] Death: Will you never stop asking questions? Block: No. Never. Death: But you get no answer. [The soldiers move the scaffolding into place near the fire.] Jöns: Who will look after that child? The angels? God? Satan? Emptiness? No, emptiness, milord! Block: It cannot be! Jöns: Look at her eyes. Her poor mind is making a discovery. Emptiness! Block: No! Jöns: We are helpless. We see what she sees, and her terror is ours.

[Walter John]

One night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas, how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.