PALMSCRAPERTRANSPORTATION DEVICE

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Some of you may remember the thread this was in, but I'm ready to give it up. I almost took it apart, but its more useful as is..

You can now get your giant palm purchase home and not worry about snapping its "neck". It worked great getting it home. The palm dried and died later, but that was a different story. :angry:

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Will not be shipped. For Pick-up only.

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Do you have the phyto certificate?

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Does it come with full instructions on a DVD?

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Does it harbour the same sort of disease that killed your palm? :drool::lol:

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The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

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post-1261-1208739184.gif If you give away this device you have painstakingly engineered, how will you be able to transplant you monster weeds?

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The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

Nevermind the fact that it was an Orania that came out of a hot and humid greenhouse into a cool coastal climate. Nevermind that!!!!!!! I said there's nothing to see here people. Go home and be with your families!

I'm glad to see you're getting rid of that monstrosity. Next time you have to transport a large palm, I've got 3 words for you: Horizontal.

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Bill, my suggestion would be to strap a Guy Fawkes to it on Bonfire night.

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The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. :huh:

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The only answer you get is: twas not a disease that killed the last rider. :blink:

Muck soil over a light main mix tricked into thinking ALL the soil was that way. It dried out.

i thought it was because you were driving 25 mph on the freeway all the way home & the palm got bored to death. :huh:

Man, you guys are cruel. But I'm still laughing when I think of that contraption and that over streched palm that was grown in somebodies closet. :floor:

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Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

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Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. mrlooney.gif

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Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not...

Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? :lol:

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Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. mrlooney.gif

Come on Matt, that really hurt! Not...

Do you really want to open that "can of worms" from your past? laugh.gif

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Come one - keep it nice folks...

Well we know it wasn't your closet Jeff. There's no room for it since you're in there. :mrlooney:

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Do you have the phyto certificate?

Len wished he had this yesterday... :)

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Do you have the phyto certificate?

Len wished he had this yesterday... smilie.gif

Len, is what Bill is saying true ? huh.gif Or could it be that he is trying to justify not getting rid of the now infamous "palmscrapertransportation device" eons ago ? unsure.gif

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No. I did not need it. Moose :)

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No. I did not need it. Moose smilie.gif

rofl7gpcm6.gif Just as I suspected. innocent.gif

It looks like a device they would have used on William in Braveheart. dis.gif

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I can confirm something was tortured on that device. I witnessed it. Subject is now dead.

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I've seen in person both the devise, and the palm that was grown in the closet that was tortured on the devise. At first I thought both were photo-shopped, but in later seeing them in person they are confirmed real entities. I believe the devise is a bargain for free because it has duo purposes; it can transport future closet grown palms, or you can attach a sail, turn it on its side and use it as a flotation devise. Both purposes can be used with similar great success.

Gary

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2 words. Skill Saw.

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2 words. Skill Saw.

How about "Match"

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2 words. Skill Saw.

How about "Match"

"Burning Man display"? :blink:

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I can confirm something was tortured on that device.sick.gif I witnessed it. Subject is now dead. badday.gif

rofl7gpcm6.gif Len, did the palm ever confess? post-1261-1208739184.gif

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I hate that damn moose picture.

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I hate that damn moose picture.

I don't get the whole moose theme, but that photo is hillarious.

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I hate that damn moose picture.

Matt - Is this one any better? unsure.gif

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Too late. Your opportunity has passed. I have "re-imagined" it for another use. Youse will all regret it.:huh:

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What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

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What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

Nahhhh, he's using it for his Dragon fruit.

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Or,

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What did you do Bill? Make a clothes hanger out of it? Make a directional sign for navigating the weed forest?

Think PORTABLEPALMSHADEHOLDER DEVICE

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:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

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:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". :floor:

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:floor:

Wait.

Do I have boobs? :blink:

Ahh, yea...that's why they call them "man boobs". :floor:

:lol:

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Simple in its Execution.

yet,

Complex in its Effectiveness.

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and ugliness.

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Wheres da Moose?

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:floor:

Bill's house does sorta look like a castle from that angle. There's a moat.

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